Young Colonel Sanders' Mysteries

[Pidgeon]

The Colonel's resemblance to Leon Trotsky should prove useful in infiltrating Leftist extremist groups. I don't know how fried chicken would factor into that.

[Bernard]

(The UFO episode): "White Light/White Meat"

[JustNicole]

Holy Cluck.

[Senator Gothman (D-OR)]

-Buckets For The Cure (Season 1 finale: When Young Colonel Sanders shows signs of becoming gravely ill after hosting a biscuit-making competition, he's forced to solve the most important murder mystery of his young career...his own!)

-A Colonel of Truth (Young Colonel Sanders is framed for murder and goes on the lam in order to prove his innocence.)

-Combination Man-Hunt and Taco Hell (Two-part special. In part one, authorities race to capture an escaped killer seeking revenge on the man sent him away: Young Colonel Sanders! In part two, the Colonel chases his nemesis into Mexico, leading to a deadly showdown in a taquería where the murderer has holed up with hostages.)

-The Twelfth Herb (After a series of ritualistic slayings of local residents with no connection other than the shared first name of Herb, Young Colonel Sanders is forced to overcome his hatred of hamburgers and reluctance to help a competitor in order to stop a doomsday cult from snuffing out BK's once famous commerical mascot.)

-This Land is Your Land, This Land is Harland (A seemingly simple investigation into real estate fraud in North Corbin leads young Harland Sanders into the most insidious and complex plot of his career. Written by Robert Towne.)

-On A Wing and a Frère
Hijinks ensue when Young Colonel Sanders' estranged twin brother, Kenny, comes a callin'.

[Steve of Bloomington]

...or his half brother, Kenny Rogers. Then Sanders figures out he's a fraud and kills him, like in that movie.

[fonpr]

...or his half brother, Kenny Rogers. Then Sanders figures out he's a fraud and kills him, like in that movie.

I thought the Colonel Sander's half-brother was named Pharoah.