"I am dressed as a janitor tonight because I am here to clean up. I am here to clean up. I am here to get pledges to keep WFMU operable for another year. I am here to clean up. I am here to sweep up the mess … Okay, I lost the footing on this metaphor already, but I’m telling you right now I am here dressed as a janitor ‘cause I am here to clean up, to sweep up your pledges!" -- Tom, explaining the thematic underpinnings of his Week 2 wardrobe
"I just wanna say, Tom, to paraphrase Arthur Bremer, I’m so excited I can hardly walk!" -- AP Mike, exuding erect excitement 16 ounces at a time
http://www.recidivism.org/2011/04/panoply_of_pledges.html
