Reading American Hardcore, somewhat inspired by the Hammerhead phone call. I've read it in small doses in various friends' bathrooms over the years but not all at once.
I'm a fan (to various degrees) of a lot of the bands which are talked about -- Youth Brigade (first DIY show I went to was their reunion tour -- they played with Weston and quite possibly Chisel but I could be wrong on that), Black Flag, Minor Threat, DK, The Descendents, The Minutemen, etc. It's interesting to hearing how these bands all got started.
But it's also so ridiculously amusing to read about how a lot of the people who ended up in "the scene" were just the biggest boneheads possible. The Hammerhead call could not capture this better, since I'm sure a lot of the meatheads from whatever rich suburb who went to shows to beat the hell out of smaller kids are now investment bankers or whatever.
I love Ian Mackaye more on paper than in reality. He's a completely inspirational guy on every level possible but... come on, man... it's okay to laugh!