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Mr. Spacely

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Unofficial Thread of Newbridge Family Trees
« on: February 17, 2011, 02:07:17 AM »
*I've been updating this as new info rolls in*

I thought it'd be neat to create a thread that tried to shed some light on the various family trees of our favorite fake town. Obviously, much of this was covered in the defunct FOTpedia, but it could be fun to re-create it in thread form and make it up-to-date going forward.

The Scharplings:
Roger, patriarch
-Anita, wife
-Grandma Scharpling ("Meema"), Roger's mom; Tom's grandmother
-Grandpa Scharpling ("Pappy"), Roger's dad; Tom's grandfather
-Kim, sister or sister in-law (referenced by Butch Daffodil)
Tom, Our Hero, adopted (see: Allin Family Tree)
-Jillian, wife
-Shelia Larson, future ex-wife, half-sister
-Winnie, niece, unknown which side of family she's on, and/or to which brother/sister she belongs
-Skystalker, half-nephew
Mort, ste-puncle
-Randy, Mort's son, Tom's step-cousin
Butch Daffodil, Tom's Godfather
Hutch, cousin
Willy, cousin
Sherm, cousin (maternal side)
Ron, brother
-Caesar, son
-Dierdre, wife
-daughter?
Dom, brother
-Shelia Larson, ex-wife, dating on-off for five years
Jon, brother
Danny, brother
Sean, brother
Lon, brother
San (Korean exchange student)
Janine, sister
Rhoda, sister

The Zieglers
Royden S. Ziegler I
-Rhoda, wife
-Roy Jr., son
-Rhoda Jr., daughter
-Rhoyda, daughter
-Michael Philly Phanatic Jr. Ziegler, son
-long-lost step-son
-North Philly Guy Ty, grandfather
-Philly Man Stan, cousin?
-Manayunk Mel, cousin?
-Wealthy First Wife
-Carl: Soundboard Repairman, step-cousin
-Rolph, great-grandfather
-Ray (aka, Philly Boy Ray), Roy's father
-Mort, uncle

The Monroe Brothers, aka, "America's Kennedys"
Frank, patriarch, failed ballplayer, former rock breaking business owner, father of 17 sons
-Morton, brother/uncle
-Ray-Ray, brother/uncle
-Kerouac, brother/uncle, stole a parade; enjoyed "sweatpants fun"
Reggie, kicked off Survivor for having a spank-a-thon (i.e. a pant-party)
Phil, popular TCAP guest-star
-Phil's Son, drunk driver, booted off Apprentice Jr.
Norm, went to HS with Tom; Tom stole his Dokken tape.
Claude (minor league baseball star on half-A Newbridge Bridges/steamboat thief/cocaine enthusiast)
-Commissioner Selig, son
Sean & Mike (busted for selling pot to uniformed police officers at the 2008 Olympics)
Robert (Congressman, possibly dead in Emerald Nightmare explosion)
-Carl Palmer, son
-4 other kids
-Shelia Larson, wife #2
Blaze, self-styled "Alec Baldwin of the Monroes," failed actor/model/media personality
Miles Coltrane "MC" "Stench" Monroe, former star of reality show, "Sewer Skunks"
-7 kids, Emperor, Police Chief, Surgeon General, four unnamed
Bort, owner of Monroe Autobody. Monroe brother.
Denny, "Pant Bandit." Unknown if Denny's a son/cousin/stepnephew, etc.
Shelia, sister of the Monroe Brothers
Ron, Newbridge pride parade planner. Unknown how he's related.
Ty, youngest son of Frank Monroe and youngest "Monroe Brother." Habitual liar and unreliable narrator.

The Dalrymples
Cyrus (aka, "Old Man Dalrymple"), exsanguinated by Darren Ploppletone.
- "Young Man Dalrymple", son
- Jennings. Unknown if he's also YMD or a different son, entirely.
-Unnamed Wife, Kim's Mom and naturopathic/New Age healer
-Kim, daughter
-Tim, nephew
-Rod, nephew
-Older Man Dalrymple, older brother???
-Oldest Man Dalrymple, father???
-Cyrus Dalrymple the First (ascended to heaven -- but not before doing a backflip -- in 1914), grandfather?

The Hutchins-es
(Hippie) Johnny
(Tornado) Todd

The Ploppletons
Darren, aka D-Plopp aka Plopp-Tron 5000, penname "Colonel Klink's Dink"
-Janice, first ex-wife
-Helen, second ex-wife
-Greg, son
-Mindy, daughter
-Kim Dalrymple, third ex-wife
Len, aka "Hammerhead" from the NBHC scene, brother
-Emerson, son
-Taft, son
Ray (Chief), brother
Del, brother
Unnamed little sister (once eaten by a dog)
-Herbert, son, Darren's nephew (could also be Ray's kid)
Edgar, father, deceased (barged, but survived!)

The Kerns
Maurice Kern (Uncle to the Monroe Brothers)
-Jessup, younger brother
-Jarrett Kern, nephew
-Linus the Blogger, nephew
-Giles Kern, nephew
-Bill Rutliffe, grandnephew, Warden of Newbridge Correctional
-Mort Kern, ste-pneph-unc
--Rick Sherman, Mort's son
-Unnamed Grandson
Vaughn Kern, father; silent film star; died age 130

The Strauss-es
Trent L.
-Vince, son
-Strauss, L., trans-gendered step-niece, formerly step-nephew
L. Trent. L., grandfather
Dylan, brother
Bob L., brother
Del, oldest brother?
Tim, brother
Jimmy, youngest brother
Boyd R., unknown, erotic film director in the 70s

The Fleers
Power Pop Pop-Pop (barged, survived!)
-Cheap Trick Rick, illegitimate son
Reginald, father

The Halversoms
Tor
-Fat Mikey, son
Sven, brother

The Palfners
Kip
-Pudge, son

The Schwarzendrubers
Myron, father/grandfather???, inventor of pebbled garbage can
-Keith (Rich Robinson's life-stealer), son/grandson???
-Paul "Golf Nuts", son/grandson???

The Harris-es/Dinkins-es
Corey
-Shelia Larson, ex-wife
-Skystalker, son (Note: Tom is a half-uncle to Skystalker and an ex-brother-in-law of Corey Harris)
-Pam, mother
-Winifred, grandmother

The Davies
The Honorable Judge Montgomery Davies (since disbarred)
-Rick Davies, grandson (works at the Double C)
-Don Klaumenser, nephew
-Runyon, brother (owner of Newbridge Ratmen)
-Roderick Davies, elder relative? Former Newbridge mayor in the mid-80s

The Coopers
Jeff (passed-on, barged)
Craig, son

The "Bills"
Big Bill
Little Bill, son
Mr. Sherbert, dog

The Higgins-es
Paul
Rick, son

The Von Trimbles
Adolph Von Trimble and (Lady Doctor Von Trimble?), Timmy's parents?
Dieter Von Trimble, Timmy's father?
Timmy
Toffy, brother
Nathan, grand-uncle?
-Thaddeus, grandson, Timmy's second-cousin?

The Healys
Mark
-Emily, daughter
Mike

The Brushman/Brusher's Family
Rex, Sr. (aka, The Brushman, Tom's supervillain arch-rival)
Rex, Sr., brother
Rex, Sr., father
Rex, Sr., grandfather (croaked)

Mike "The Miracle" Manheim (former NY Giants player/father)
- "Magic" Todd Manheim (Newbridge HS basketball phenom/son)

The Harrupses
Mayor, father
Officer Wayne, bronzed, survived!
-Darlene Harrops nee Danzig, wife
-Julie Harrops (Glen Danzig's niece)
Theodore, unknown
Nathan, unknown
Guisseppe, unknown

The Prefontaines
Bryce
Brent, middle Prefontaine brother
Brad, Bryce and Brent's youngest brother, attends Newbridge Military Academy (unaccredited, online)
Steve, uncle

The Langstroms
Chris, lead singer of The Wednesday Rockets
Rod, father

The Sajaks
Mike
-Mike's grandson
Patty, brother

The Larsons
Shelia
-Rhonda, mother
-Madeleine, grandmother (?). Married to Roland Gorchnik
-Andreas, father (raised her)
-Roger Scharpling, birth father
-_____, aunt
-Darlene, sister?
-Skystalker, son
-Shandy, cousin

The DeMartinis
Rory, unknown (former bandmate of Bret Haskins's New The Clash)
Chub, unknown
Billy, unknown
Charles, unknown, nuclear engineer

The Dworkins
Barry
Skip, Barry's younger brother
Skyler, Barry and Skip's grandfather

The Garfinkles
Keith
-Edmund T., uncle/Postmaster General

The "Germans"
Werner
Ruteger, brother
-Wilhelm, cousin

Anita (Tom's Mom) Scharpling's Sister's Family
Sherm, Tom's cousin
-Sherm's Older Brother, Tom's cousin

The Whitings
Trip
-Trip Jr., son
Trip's Brother

The Remingtons
Rick
Mark

The Shropshires
Kenneth (Brooklyn hipster)
-Mr. T, son
-Dr. Kenneth Noisewater, son

The Roves
Kyle
Karl, father

The Threadwells
Rupert
Brock, father, 118-years-old

The Dworkins
Barrance (Barry)
Dawn, mother

Mike from Stonebridge (no last name given)
-Fogelnest, son
-Spielberg, son
-Roosevelt, son
-Robert Johnson, son
-Salk, son
-Edison, son
-Muhammed Ali, son
-Kinnison, son
-Monk, son
-Psychic Friend, son, disowned

The Tompkinses
Matthew, on-off SHOUT! Network executive
Chet, father? SHOUT! Network executive in the late-70s

The Allins
Merle Sr., patriarch
-Arleta, wife
-Merle Jr., son, Murder Junkie
-Kevin "GG", son, Murder Junkie, passed-on
-Tom Scharpling (adopted by Roger and Anita at age 2), son

The Jenningses
Sheldon, father
-Toby, son
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Re: Unofficial Thread of Newbridge Family Trees
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2011, 07:42:55 AM »
Zeigler(sp)
Roy
Rhoda
Roy Jr.
Rhoda Jr.
Rhoyda

Bryce Prefontane
Uncle Steve

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Re: Unofficial Thread of Newbridge Family Trees
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2011, 01:27:39 PM »
Zeigler(sp)
Roy
Rhoda
Roy Jr.
Rhoda Jr.
Rhoyda

While I don't even think that JW remembers this, Rhoda gave birth to another son in October 2008 (during a call, PBR cited this as the third most important event of that month).  The name has never officially been revealed on the air.  PBR was pushing for Philly Phanatic, Jr., while Rhoda preferred to honor her father by naming the boy Michael.

On the soon-to-be-released PBR trading card, the son is cited as "Michael P.P.J. Ziegler."
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Re: Unofficial Thread of Newbridge Family Trees
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2011, 01:35:23 PM »
Are Trent L. Strauss & Vince  Strauss related? Father & son?
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Re: Unofficial Thread of Newbridge Family Trees
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2011, 01:47:36 PM »
I dug a little more into my collection and I turned up that Reggie Monroe's older brother is Norm.  He went to HS with Tom.

Also, Ron's wife is Diedre.  And D-Plop's first ex-wife is Linda.  Actually, I'm not sure if Darren ever went on to marry Shelia Larson.  So maybe Linda is his only ex-wife.

 
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Re: Unofficial Thread of Newbridge Family Trees
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2011, 02:24:38 PM »
Zeigler(sp)
Roy
Rhoda
Roy Jr.
Rhoda Jr.
Rhoyda

While I don't even think that JW remembers this, Rhoda gave birth to another son in October 2008 (during a call, PBR cited this as the third most important event of that month).  The name has never officially been revealed on the air.  PBR was pushing for Philly Phanatic, Jr., while Rhoda preferred to honor her father by naming the boy Michael.

On the soon-to-be-released PBR trading card, the son is cited as "Michael P.P.J. Ziegler."
In addition to young Michael Ziegler, I believe we also found out in recent months that Roy has a long-lost stepson.
Are Trent L. Strauss & Vince  Strauss related? Father & son?
Yes, Vince is T.L.'s son and a peer in the film industry!

I don't think it was confirmed by either call, but it seems likely that professional Rich Robinson impersonator Keith Schwarzendruber is related to Paul "Golf Nuts" Schwarzendruber. It's possible that, like Werner and Rutager, they are brothers.

There's also Old Man Dalrymple's family: Cyrus Dalrymple of Consolidated Cardboard, his daughter Kim (one-time wife, ski partner and bandmate of Darren, so that's another ex-wife for him) and Dalrymple's nephew Tim.

The Halversoms were briefly major power players in Newbridge: Murderous chocolatier Tor Halversom, his morbidly obese son Fat Mikey Halversom and Tor's brother/Consolidated employee Sven.

Anybody want to try the Davies family?
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Re: Unofficial Thread of Newbridge Family Trees
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2011, 02:38:14 PM »
Corey Harris (RIP?)
- Skystalker Harris (Sheila is the mom, right?)

The von Trimbles, obviously.


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Re: Unofficial Thread of Newbridge Family Trees
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2011, 04:00:51 PM »
Is this on ancestry.com yet?

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Re: Unofficial Thread of Newbridge Family Trees
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2011, 04:28:29 PM »
Sheila's last name is Larson.
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Re: Unofficial Thread of Newbridge Family Trees
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2011, 04:37:01 PM »
Did Darren ever marry Shelia Larson?  Did Dom?
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Re: Unofficial Thread of Newbridge Family Trees
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2011, 10:44:56 PM »
Trying to figure out Monty Davies family.  All I've found so far is "Rick Davies," his grandson who worked at the Double C.

Also, anyone know the story on the Healys?
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Re: Unofficial Thread of Newbridge Family Trees
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2011, 11:15:30 PM »
I don't want to impugn her character, but it seems like Sheila Larson has had relations with several of the other people appearing on this list.

I don't think there has ever been an actual call from Sheila ... another significant figure who has never called the show is Tor Halversom. And then there were some scary German drug dealers whose names I can't remember ...

Honorary mention: Center City Sid, PBR's rival and nemesis in obsessive dedication to Philly Proid.
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Re: Unofficial Thread of Newbridge Family Trees
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2011, 11:26:23 PM »
OMG! I don't think anyone has yet mentioned Office Harrups and his various relatives in the field of law enforcement.

Watch out, Omar. I think I might be turning into a veritable suppository of information on this Newbridge stuff.
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Re: Unofficial Thread of Newbridge Family Trees
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2011, 05:16:56 PM »
Tor Halversom definitely called once. In his duties as an umpire, Tom kicked Little Mike out of a softball game for spiking the catcher.

I don't know if Timmy Von Trimble's parents have names, but his brother is named Toffy. Toffy was the winner of a Newbridge-based reality weirdo show when he ate a thousand pencil erasers.

Paul Higgins the Conventions, Inc guy had a son, Rick Higgins, the author of "Twittering While Main Street Burns or Look I'm Sorry You're An Obese Nitwit Eat A Salad or Read A Newspaper: The Stupidization of America"

There's also the Cooper family, who runs Radio Hut. Craig Cooper was the dad and Jeff Cooper was the son. I think they were both rocking the sheets with Shiela Larson.

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Re: Unofficial Thread of Newbridge Family Trees
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2011, 05:36:42 PM »
Tom also has a Stepuncle, Mort and cousins Hutch and Willy.
There's also the audio engineer Carl and his brother Carl and their parents, Carl and Carl. And Big Bill, Little Bill and Mr. Sherbert. Not sure if any of those people had last names, though.