Disappointing Fortune Cookie fortunes

[Gilly]

I never saw this thread until now, but a couple weeks ago I received one that gave me a phone number to buy more fortune cookies. Nothing else.

[Eric Fishlegs]

Real fortune I got- "You are not illiterate."

[Skeletor]

"In God we trust, all others must pay cash"

[~L]

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go where there is no path...and leave a trail."

Of what???

[~L]

  :)Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it.
It is bordered by smiley faces.

[dave from knoxville]

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go where there is no path...and leave a trail."

Of what???

Slime

[buffcoat]

"Go Eff Yourself."

Man, I never quite got over that one.

[zaxxon25]

"He is looking at you fondly"

[hotmessization]

Years back, I was staying with family in San Francisco, in which we went to two Chinese places about a month apart. Both times, my cousin's former husband received the same fortune:

"Lock your doors."

[Tor_Hershman]

Awwww, sheeet!  Moi 'twere a-gonna put me Dr. (Fortune cookie fill) Phil parody here but Am I Right has too many to go through & I forgot just who moi parodied.

Here's a James Brown one.....
http://www.amiright.com/photoshops/j/james-brown-godfather-of-soul-1274898317.shtml

[~L]

"Be on the alert to recognize your prime at whatever time of your life it may occur."

Either someone took too many English classes or this is long hand for "Don't screw up your life."

[~L]

Cookie was empty. No fortune. 

[~L]

One cookie:

"Fear is the darkroom where
negatives are developed."

The next cookie:

"Ignore previous cookie."

[~L]

This sheds a little light on the subject.
http://theweek.com/article/index/244173/how-do-fortune-cookie-messages-get-written