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You値l want to get the champagne chilled, Tom.
« on: July 03, 2011, 09:41:26 AM »
You値l want to get the champagne chilled, Tom.

I may well be murdered quite soon, but just pretend it痴 Troy Dershman or Jesus Christ or any other fictional character.

Stay on groovin' safari,
 :o Tor :o

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Re: You値l want to get the champagne chilled, Tom.
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2011, 10:34:11 AM »
Ain't dead, yet!

In fact it looks as if others are doing the running.
Well, I wasn't gonna run, sooooooo.

If you want to read it, click me blog - more facts than you'll get on the network news; that's for sure...
...FOREVER!

Gangway! Huntey Cronkite Jennings Chung would rather interview Charlie Murder Mom O. J. Manson *crack crack crack*.
Here's where some OH SOOOOOO cleaver FMUer makes a drug remark.

Tom removes the target so he can now give succor to the bullies on their little red bikes; that IS the most wise course of action(lessness), Tom.

And in fifty million years the groundhog people will be doing the exact same, 125 million - the raccoon people, 365 million the donkey people, 590 million the dog people (with cats for pets), 組ain, 組ain, 組ain, 'gain, 4.76 billion years the peanut people will discover the only artifact that survived from our time of being the master matter (& energy) manipulators, a Mr. Peanut statuette.  Upon finding this the entire race of peanut people will gain species-wide and permanent enlightenmentfive minutes later a large solar nova with incinerate the Earth痴 upper layers.

I知 just a crazy, old monkey (Ape if you wanna get all technical like) enjoyin SOME of the spinning.

Stay on groovin' safari,
 :o Tor  :o
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Re: You値l want to get the champagne chilled, Tom.
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2011, 10:44:32 AM »
Huh?
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Re: You値l want to get the champagne chilled, Tom.
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2011, 10:54:07 AM »
Can someone explain the Tor Hershman thing? I'm lost.

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Re: You値l want to get the champagne chilled, Tom.
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2011, 11:31:36 AM »
Can someone explain the Tor Hershman thing? I'm lost.

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Re: You値l want to get the champagne chilled, Tom.
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2011, 06:17:20 PM »

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Re: You値l want to get the champagne chilled, Tom.
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2011, 08:28:23 AM »
Can someone explain the Tor Hershman thing? I'm lost.

The world's first forum-based performance art.

All the world痴 a stage &
there's very little beyond poorly (re)written,
moderately thespianized, meanly financed remakes being booked.


Some of S&W's stuff is okay *add suckin' sound here*

There is no God in foxholes.

The enemies of The Facts draw-back to regroup for another attempt to take their minds of the inevitable.

Heck, I know the good ole monkey boys network ain't going away; well, not till a major thingy.

Hey, I sent in a booking request to The Bitter End and guess what?
The U. S. P. O. STILL has it in transit.
Here's the U. S. P. O. Track And Confirm # if段n ya wants to looky see.
0308 3390 0000 1995 5650

Random chance [yavol] has seemed to smile upon  The Bitter End and NYC in general 祖ause moi doubts if段n the high-hat hillbillies could take moi.  Let痴 have a bit more interbreedin on up the Hudson痴 way.

No blog update, so far, today. This ole ape has things to do.

Stay on groovin safari,
Tor
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Re: You値l want to get the champagne chilled, Tom.
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2011, 09:10:40 AM »
So, Tor, you're the guy that's always talking to Fredericks in the background of his "MindThing" podcast, right?
"A Man Can Make a Dog Break Its Gaze." - Tom

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Re: You値l want to get the champagne chilled, Tom.
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2011, 09:26:51 AM »
Not a fan, but my condolences to his family.
This may be the year I will disappear.

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Re: You値l want to get the champagne chilled, Tom.
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2011, 09:32:21 AM »
Not a fan, but my condolences to his family.

Golden.

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Re: You値l want to get the champagne chilled, Tom.
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2011, 09:40:36 AM »
Jason, what a GREAT Idea.
A
Tor Hershman call-in show.
The Worst Show on E A R T H.
Worst as the Masters use the term meaning Most Honest
orrrrrrr @ least
Most Non-Lying.


Wes said: "Not a fan, but my condolences to his family."
That's SOOOOOOO 100% ture, Wes, and right back to your near and dear ones.
Just (I know this will be a REALLY VAST stretch for you) think...
to be cast into total meaninglessness, as we've all have, to only end with a pointless death - then - repeat, endlessly.

Thanks again, Jason.
Moi a-gonna get to work on me call-in show, soon.

Stay on groovin' safari,
  :o Tor  Hershman :o

OH, here's me latest blog update sooooo ye need not visit me wee blog.

UPDATE: July 8
In the news right now, and if you池e reading this in 2021/2121 moi KNOWS it値l be the same, a young lady murdered her child and her, ex-cop, dad helped her hide the body.
On ABC NEWS
(HA HA! News!
It痴 really, as the Masters say:
践aving the Network Wranglers keepin the
Herd from Stampedin.)
The question was asked:
滴ow is it the police could make over 50 visits
(To the kidnappers house)
and not find the missing girl?
That is MOST simply answered.....
the Good Christian Cops
were sent to investigate the
Good Christian Kidnappers.

TA DA!
A
[NOTHER]
Evil
Christian
Conspiracy
-
E Pluribus
.

BTW: Tor hast counterattacked MANY times, but when you deal with such a vast gang they can, have and do, replace the 層orn parts with ease; worn parts bottom, middle and/or top of the
溺ad Monkey Machine.
Moi痴 delivering of, as best as I could,
justice has ranged from amazingly covert, worthy of an excellently written
James Bond script, to just a Popeyesque
的築 had enough an enough is too much.
As Will Sonnet used to say,
"No brag, just fact."
I wish such things had never been made so, by Them.
BTW: Details of these thingys are awaiting a
,would/could NEVER happen,
publishin deal.
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Re: You値l want to get the champagne chilled, Tom.
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2011, 10:01:22 AM »
Stop using the French first-person object pronoun as a subject pronoun.  I mean it.  Stop it.
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Re: You値l want to get the champagne chilled, Tom.
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2011, 10:07:15 AM »
Auntie Christina, how's that ignore function coming along?
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Re: You値l want to get the champagne chilled, Tom.
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2011, 10:35:10 AM »
Jason, what a GREAT Idea.
A
Tor Hershman call-in show.
The Worst Show on E A R T H.
Worst as the Masters use the term meaning Most Honest
orrrrrrr @ least
Most Non-Lying.

...

Thanks again, Jason.
Moi a-gonna get to work on me call-in show, soon.

Oh, no. I feel like James Cole in "12 Monkeys" when he thinks he gave Jeffery Goines the idea to wipe out the human race with a virus.
"A Man Can Make a Dog Break Its Gaze." - Tom

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Re: You値l want to get the champagne chilled, Tom.
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2011, 11:21:28 AM »
I enjoy the "Me Write Book" pair of Bigfoot autobiographies.  This, not as much.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

 

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