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5 Beloved Celebrities Everyone Forgets Did Terrible Things
« on: July 17, 2013, 11:13:34 AM »
Featuring Jimmy Paige, Vince Neil, Sean Penn, Charles Dickens (!), and Eric Clapton

http://www.cracked.com/article_20560_5-beloved-celebrities-everyone-forgets-did-terrible-things.html
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Re: 5 Beloved Celebrities Everyone Forgets Did Terrible Things
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2013, 12:04:01 PM »
What about Matthew Broderick? He killed a couple of people in a drunk driving accident in Ireland, and there was nary a peep about it.

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Re: 5 Beloved Celebrities Everyone Forgets Did Terrible Things
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2013, 12:16:00 PM »
Vince Neil is "beloved"?
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Re: 5 Beloved Celebrities Everyone Forgets Did Terrible Things
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2013, 05:11:56 PM »
Also Mark Wahlberg and that unfortunate incident where he accidentally beat and blinded an Asian man in one eye.

Among others.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/back-day-marky-marks-rap-sheet-0

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Re: 5 Beloved Celebrities Everyone Forgets Did Terrible Things
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2013, 08:25:03 PM »
Dean Torrence, the "cute, funny" member of Jan and Dean (in fairness, he wasn't generally as much of an asshole as Jan Berry), bankrolled the 1963 kidnapping of Frank Sinatra Jr., and nobody talks about it.
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Re: 5 Beloved Celebrities Everyone Forgets Did Terrible Things
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2013, 11:20:22 PM »
What's the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

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Re: 5 Beloved Celebrities Everyone Forgets Did Terrible Things
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2013, 07:51:58 AM »
Dont know if i would call them beloved, but what about Hulk Hogans son didn't he kill a dude?

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Re: 5 Beloved Celebrities Everyone Forgets Did Terrible Things
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2013, 05:04:12 PM »
OJ Simpson made those Naked Gun movies.

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Re: 5 Beloved Celebrities Everyone Forgets Did Terrible Things
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2013, 05:11:59 PM »
Fatty Arbuckle?

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Re: 5 Beloved Celebrities Everyone Forgets Did Terrible Things
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2013, 03:17:08 PM »
The last communication I heard from DfK he is 'still here' but 'do not confuse that with feeling great' (something along those lines.

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Re: 5 Beloved Celebrities Everyone Forgets Did Terrible Things
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2013, 04:02:16 PM »
The last communication I heard from DfK he is 'still here' but 'do not confuse that with feeling great' (something along those lines.
Thank you for the update, Steve.

How great could anyone feel after having their cheat cracked open?

"Still here" is good enough, for now.
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Re: 5 Beloved Celebrities Everyone Forgets Did Terrible Things
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2013, 05:20:17 PM »
Very true.

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Re: 5 Beloved Celebrities Everyone Forgets Did Terrible Things
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2013, 01:22:38 AM »
What about when Verne Troyer pissed on things?

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Re: 5 Beloved Celebrities Everyone Forgets Did Terrible Things
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2013, 11:58:10 AM »
That wasn't necessarily a terrible thing. It was a reality TV set, it was begging for somebody to do that.

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Re: 5 Beloved Celebrities Everyone Forgets Did Terrible Things
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2013, 04:24:26 PM »
People think Mike Tyson's downright cuddly these days.