Dave

Dogmo

Tom Scharpling

Joey "G" Gaer

Charles R. Martin

Roland "The Gorch" Gorchnik

Maurice Kern

"Philly Boy" Roy Zeigler

Zachary Brimstead, Esq.

DJ Clue and Liquid Brooklyn

Danny Phipps

The Depressed Office Worker

Troy Dershman

The Party Doctor

Barry Dworkin

Ron Garver

Dick Hallligan, Jr.

Myrlyn Hogan

"Hot Rockin'" Ronny Fuqua

Brad Lester

Barry Levitz

Alan Lowenstein

Giles Palermo

Cliff Petterson

Augie Richards

Smirnoff Ice District Manager

Roger Tamblyn

Tony Torgvort

The Creature

Kendrick Martin

Woodsy

Rick Benson